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🍗 BREAKING: Shards to be rebranded as Chicken Nuggets

In a move no one saw coming (except maybe that one chicken who keeps pecking the Ticuto Machine), Ticuto will officially rebrand Shards as Chicken Nuggets.

Dr. Tuto, sporting an apron and suspicious grease stains, issued the following statement:

“After extensive temporal analysis and several accidental deep-fryer incidents, we’ve concluded that Shards and Nuggets are functionally identical. Both are somewhat round. Both can initiate strange reactions in the space-time continuum. One is just significantly tastier.”

What’s Changing?

  • Shards now look like golden nuggets with a faint shimmer of timeline grease.
  • NPCs will comment on your “delicious sense of style” if you’re holding one.
  • Attempting to fast travel now triggers a message:
    “Warning: May cause mild hunger and dimensional distortion.”

Important Note: Despite the new look, Chicken Nuggets still function exactly like Shards. Please do not attempt to dip them in sauce. The last player who tried that is still trapped in a parallel lunchroom.

Community Reactions:

  • Morgana: “Of all the cursed nonsense… I kind of want to try one.”
  • João: “We always knew rhythm could travel time. Turns out it tastes like chicken.”
  • One concerned duck: “Quack.”